reblog this with the stupidest photo of pete wentz you can find
OH YM GOD IM SOBBING
I’m not fucking around
i literally have an entire folder full of embarrassing pete pictures u done fucked up
ma RRY M E ? ?? ?? O H MYGOD
That wasn’t all I had
if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything
I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won
PRO TIP: watching “how it’s made” is SUCH a good way to combat an anxiety attack! There’s soothing music, a soothing narrator who’s intonation never changes (narrators never yell or change their speaking pace), it’s engaging enough to keep you occupied but doesn’t force you to think too hard!
also sometimes the narrator makes bad puns
It has been estimated that […] the civilized world, in every part of the globe, fires off daily one hundred and fifty useless cannon shots. At six francs per shot, that amounts to nine hundred thousand francs a day, or three hundred million a year, gone up in smoke. This is only one item. Meanwhile, the poor are dying of hunger.
-Victor Hugo, Les Miserables
God I love Tumblr.
THE LAST FUCKING ONE
art school discussion posts about Genesis be like,
"How God is just a new parent of a really fussy baby"
"Is God an Adolescent?"
"Disguise, Deception, Talking Animals"
"God would wear a fedora" (thesugarfay)
"Why I Think Incest is Gross (No, it still is not okay just because it is Biblical incest.)"
"Was God a Moody Art Student?"
"Your Fave is Problematic: God"
"On this episode of: Why Does God Hate Girls"
"God did not wake up like this"
someone please make a meme masterpost of every tumblr meme ever
it doesn’t have all of them but it has a lot of them
this is so surreal honestly its like traveling through time
oh my god this fucked me up i cannot BELIEVE