if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports
What looks like moss covering rocks is actually a very dense, flowering shrub that happens to be a relative of parsley, living in the extremely high elevations of the Atacama Desert in Chile. (Source)
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
"Growing old’ by Owl Turd Comics
i’ll spread my wings and i’ll learn how to- oh. oh shit. i didn’t mean to knock that over. i underestimated my wingspan. shit. i’m so sorry
this unicorn will protect your blog from bisexual erasure.
i like to play a game called “Where Have I Heard That Voice Actor Before”
drax discovering that gamora is not, in fact, a sex worker. drax apologizing deeply for calling her “whore.” drax going on to hurriedly explain that on his world, sex workers are revered, highly respected, and trained in multiple martial arts. drax apologizing. he meant no insult and he really is very sorry
#i’ve seen so much criticism for the whore comment#but drax wouldn’t call her a whore if he didn’t get that from somewhere#i.e. the guys in the prison calling her a whore#and him thinking they meant it literally#not ONCE did he be like ‘ugh wtf i cannot be close 2 this PROSTI get her ouT OF HERE gross’#he was like ‘AH YES THIS SEX WORKER IS SPIRITED AND A GIFTED WARRIOR! I LIKE HER!’#and that says a lot more about his character than the whore comment frankly
I rendered Milo Manara’s Spider-Woman pose in 3D.